Shit My Roommate Says

Alaska is a very bright (and not ginger-wise) young woman with much to offer the city of Boston. That being said, she says some questionable shit:

"What's Rondo's last name?"

"Where's Ronaldo?" (During a Celtics game, when Rondo was benched)

"I actually like the smell of dead mice"

"Wait, Drake does his own reenactments?" (Confusing a televised concert with a reality show)

Me: We're going to Harp, it's a bar by the Garden.

Cab Driver: Okay-

Alaska: The Public Garden?

Me: No, no the basketball one...you know the TD Bank one? The Boston Garden?

Alaska: Mego, you can just call that the Garden.

"It's not that I can't swim, I learned to swim in saltwater. I just sink in freshwater. Like a pool."

Alaska: You would describe me as someone who doesn't follow sports? I was an athlete!

Me: Alaska, you couldn't name any Celtics.

Alaska: Ray...

Me: Allen.

Alaska: Yeah, Ray Antwon!

"Guess what, he used to be fat too!"