This is a new rivalry!

I'm watching the Celtics-Magic game and I'm starting to wonder something - why do so many teams think they're our rivals? The Heat, the Knicks, and now commentators are calling Orlando a rival because of the Christmas Day game? Listen, we have one rival - LA. Everybody else is just another team to beat. (Maybe the Heat and the Knicks more than others).

By the way, Reggie Miller just compared Rondo's performance tonight to Brady's on Sunday. Too soon Reggie?

I told you this would happen

I did it. Bit it on Hanson Street after I slipped on a 5 foot patch of ice. Legs flying like a cartoon character...a nice man and his boyfriend helped me up after I laid on my back for 30 seconds. 

Hanson Street is Dangerous, Y'all

I'm back in Boston after being in Maryland for a month. Let me tell you...least productive month of my life. And that's including the month after Freshman year when I was unemployed at slept til 2 erryday...at least I was building a tan then. I actually look like a vampire right now.

ANYWAYS, I came home and it was snowing, no surprise, and there's snow everywhere. By the way, this skit is one of the best SNL has done in a while... "by the time it stopped on Sunday...there was snow everywhere." Well the thing about this snow is that it is making my neighborhood a battlefield. Last night my friend narrowly dodged a serious injury from heavy ass snow falling off the roof. Trees a cracking under the pressure of the snow like a neurotic teenager taking the SAT. 

I have to watch my back with this snow. It creeps on you. Black ice, collapsing branches, it's like The Hurt Locker over here in the South End. Shit's gettin real.

Also, I came home to basically two bottles of vodka, a nip of rum, and powdered sugar. What was Alaska getting into while I was in Maryland? Worried about that girl...